Archive for July 28th, 2010

This Modern “Dope”

July 28, 2010


Our Johnny is a pupil
In a public school, you know;
His class he leads
In stringing beads
All in a fancy row;
At writing he’s deficient,
He can’t spell even “cat,”
But ah! he knows
Each flower that grows,
So what care we for that?

In mathematics Johnny
Is hardly any good,
But he can knit
A woolen mitt
As well as gramma could!
He doesn’t know one hero
Or date in history,
But hip hooray!
His blocks of clay
Are beautiful to see.

Before he’s graduated
An’ awful lot he’ll know,
And he can turn
The things he’ll learn
To profit — maybe so;
But yet, somehow we hope,
He’ll learn enough
“Old-fashioned stuff”
To drown this modern “dope.”

— Paul West in New York World.

Olean Evening Times (Olean, New York) Oct 17, 1911

The Truant

July 28, 2010

The Truant — They say “absence makes the heart grow fonder,” but I’ve stayed away from school three days now and I’ll bet the teacher’ll be just as sore on me as ever!

Fitchburg Daily Sentinel (Fitchburg, Massachusetts) Mar 2, 1908