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Make it Snappy

December 8, 2011

Image from Papa Ted’s Place

AND MAKE IT SNAPPY

By Berton Braley

“Do your Christmas shopping early”
Later on the crowds grow surly,
In the frantic hurly-burly —
And the row;
So get busy — the time is flying
And the rush and crush are trying,
If you’re planning Christmas buying
DO it now!

Do it now! Procrastination —
Means much wrath and indignation
And a lot of perspiration
On your brow;
Listen, Buddy, listen, Girlie!
These the words of wisdom pearly
“Do your Christmas Shopping Early,”
DO IT now!

Duck the fierce last-minute flurry,
When the shop-girls eyes grow blurry,
You can spare them half that worry,
This is how:
Have a heart with kindness in it —
If you’re gonna shop, begin it
Not next week but NOW, this minute!
DO IT NOW!

Appleton Post Crescent (Appleton, Wisconsin) Dec 8, 1921

Appleton Post Crescent (Appleton, Wisconsin) Dec 8, 1921